Please excuse the Monday profanity.
After a splendid weekend, M and I are sitting eating breakfast.
Well, I am typing on the computer and M is transfixed by Teletubbies.
Breakfast is almost always the most successful meal of the day, served in four courses – cereal (melty hoops and raisins with a sprinkling of alpha bites), then some chopped banana, then a spoonful of vitamins, and lastly some toast with crusts.
I have an all action system now where I can rustle up these dishes and even incorporate my own breakfast AND M’s packed lunch, whist we both eat.
The weekend saw a visit to the bee infested lavender gardens in Banstead – a very picturesque field with almost as many tourists as insects.
Yesterday was the Ride London cycle event – this kept M entertained, with the cyclists, cheering crowds and friendly Metropolitan Police bikers firing their sirens.
And suddenly its Monday again.
WHAT ON EARTH ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY?